Arsene Wenger (or to be crude, Arse W**ker, as he's known outside Northeast London), now calls Martin Jol a liar for not seeing two mortally wounded Arsenal players writhing on the ground (or milking a collision, depending on your view of it.).
Oh the irony...
Let me see if I can remember...
- Robert Pires running into a defenders leg at Portsmouth - generally considered one of the most blatant dives of all time -
"Not a dive", according to Wenger. - Bergkamp elbows Steve Lomas in the head in the FA Cup QF in 1998 -
"Didn't see it", said Wenger. - Bergkamp tries to break Jamie Carraghers leg by stamping two-footed on him in an FA Cup game in 2002 -
"(It) seems bad at first sight but if you really look then maybe he wanted only to impress rather than hurt", says Wenger.
No such luck, straight red card, three game ban for Dennis. - Patrick Viera is sent off at West Ham and spits at Neil Ruddock. A photo, which I unfortunately can't find on the net, showed Viera spitting at Ruddock in the foreground, with Wenger on the touchline, no more than 15-20 yards away looking straight at the incident.
"I did not see it", says hawkeyed Wenger.
...almost pointless to go on, isn't it? To be honest, I don't know whether to laugh or to cry whenever Monsieur Moron makes a spectacular fool of himself yet again.
At least I know who to support in the CL final - Go Barca!
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