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The "Special One" has now broken the silence over the previously mentioned Robbengate, a.k.a How to hit the deck in 1 second flat without pain. Although Chelsea have reportedly been privately embarrassed about Robben's behaviour, Mourinho now feels enough is enough.

His main defensive argument goes back to the obviously still stinging Champions League defeat to Liverpool.

Liverpool question the moral actions of our player, but I do not remember them questioning anyone last May when the ball did not cross the line and the players were running to the officials putting pressure on them to give a goal.

It is almost comical how everyone affiliated to Chelsea have conveniently left out the part that if ref Lubos Michel had not played the advantage for Garcia, he would have had no other option than to give a penalty to Liverpool and send off Peter Cech for clattering into Milan Baros.

Don't think 'Pool would have won with a penalty kick to be taken and Chelsea down to 10 men after 4 minutes? As an American female teenager would have said - Puh-lease...